The first in what may become a series of pointless conversations

So, Ive been having these heart palpitations and assorted fun light nausea, tachycardia, lightheadedness; fatigue blah blah blah. soI decide to see a doctor about it. Its not comfortable and like I said in the previous post, having to have a wee sit after a flight of stairs is a rather serious downgrade for a usually godlike being such as myself.

The following is an abridged but true transcript

Me: Hi, Ive been getting these palpitations, racing heart beats etc at rest and also with very moderate exertion
Dr: Blah blah, lets do an echocardiogram and Holter monitor

620 euro later, 5 days later

Dr: Ah, it appears your heart is beating too fast sometimes.
Me: Yes. Why?
Dr: Why? I dont know. Pfft

So that was that. He actually did the pfft thing, which is very french but i took particular offence in this occasion.