I work in pathology, I take bloods, urine and poop (they do last two themselves. I just package it and send it up the magical chute thing)
Usually when they come in with the poop sample it’s wrapped in all manner of plastic bags, tissue paper etc as they’re embarrassed.
Today had the total opposite, wanders up to the counter, plops the container on it, opens it up, displaying a healthy scoop of greenish brown, foul smelling crap and asks ‘ do you think i got enough’?