Strange things happen in a locked mental health facility, one thing that I never get used to is the sheer disinhibition and inventiveness of the patients. (I don’t feel calling them ‘clients’ as is the fashion of some is correct. They are involuntarily detained by us, ‘client’ seems to imply some sort of choice in the matter – clients choose who they patronise. These are patients, cared for and treated by us because they are deemed to be incapable of rationally deciding for themselves and are a danger to themselves and others but that may be a rant for later)
Anyways, strange things happen…

Student : “So I was looking at the TV monitor and this women walks straight over to a guy and pulls his pants down and proceeds to enthusiastically give him a blow job”
Other student aghast “Was it a doctor?”

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