This isn’t my story, but one an esteemed colleague told me. But as they don’t have a blob I’m going to appropriate it

Its late in $tinyRuralTown. A woman comes in, very angry and declares loudly that she’s been raped. Her more sober friend stands behind her shaking her head.
However we are obliged to take down the details etc, but we quickly ask the friend what happened. It turns out that she was promised some grog for a shag. The guy evidently forgot his promise and now she was determined to make him pay.
So, eager to get all this over with, we ask her what happened.
‘So he put his cock in my…’ turning to her friend ‘hey whats the technical word for c*&t?’

Unrelated picature

Fishing, stradbroke Island